NP: Sid Vicious, "My Way"

So let's try this again.

My name is Matt. I am a recent high school graduate. (Meaning: I no longer have to respond to anthropology professors and their ludicrous wives.) I am not a homosexual predator. I am number e cubed on my Varsity Calculus team. Yesterday, I was immunized against meningitis.

I went to my prom, decked out as a hybrid Billy Idol-Bride of Frankenstein. I wore a leather vest that proclaimed me "La Medusa." I graduated, and read a poem by Adrienne Rich. I work in chocolate shop. There is a space between my teeth. Three stars are tattooed on my hip. My septum has a hole in it that I commissioned, as does my navel.

Welcome to me. If you don't like me, leave.
Matt